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[Apr. 11th, 2004|10:25 am] |
well its been quite sometime since i last updated. kinda feels weird. i have an important question that i need mass replys to...
What is your favoirte breakfast cereal?
im eating applej's right now... they are pretty good. this is just something i need to know. thanks
moral: how bout a warm glass of shut the hell up |
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[Dec. 28th, 2003|11:57 am] |
weekend recap:
friday night: jason, mighty mike, lugo, chavy, and myself venture to pizza mart where lugo and i murder a large pizza each. afterwords feeling like a blimp... we trek to rural and chandler to a party. at this fiesta... we snatched snatch! NICE! we roll out of their to a friends house where lugo, myself and a few others first blow up a pine apple, then relax and talk about life with passing around the hookah. what a glorious night.
saturday night: well after my two practices i was a lil pooped. so i chilled at home... watched wild wild west and spiderman. watched in amazement as thing 1 preformed her straight arm shuffle, and made a music video with my mom, and sister.
you know... i had a good weekend! |
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[Dec. 26th, 2003|12:34 pm] |
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have you ever had a fart that was so bad, you couldnt even stand the smell of it? |
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| bad things on christmas day |
[Dec. 25th, 2003|08:48 pm] |
so my great friend mike tyson tex comes over to my house to spread a little christmas cheer today. well... he spread somethin... but it wasnt no cheer. it was on of my favorite treats of all time. COKE AND ICE CREAM. some of you may know it as a freeze from dairy queen. anyways... we are in my room and i am showin him my new stuff... when he eyes the full cup of C&I... jumps and does a hitch kick on the drink! i watch in amazement as the brown beverage crashes into my white carpet. the classic moment was when we both looked up at each other not really sure what to do... then the motherly house wife instincts kicked in and we were stain fighting machines.
djskrilla1: but dude, we fucked that stain up
phatflo11: hahahaha
phatflo11: word
Moral: my mom woulda kicked our (yes our... mike wouldnt have escaped the wrath of mama flo) asses if that had stained... whew |
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[Dec. 25th, 2003|06:20 pm] |
i got floor matts for christmas... oh and some fuzzy balls. i thought i was good in one of those regions but i guess not.
i talked to anne on aim today. im still tryin to figure out if she likes me or not.
oh... and mike is sexy... good game! |
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[Dec. 24th, 2003|11:38 pm] |
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lately i have been wanting to do something i havent done in a while. i have no problem not doing it... but i just want to. i hate how i can confuse my own damn self so easily. |
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[Dec. 23rd, 2003|08:22 pm] |
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im so lonesome i could cry |
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[Dec. 22nd, 2003|01:27 am] |
girls can be such a pain in the pooter
moral: i am a fan of the huka |
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| i want my baby back ribs |
[Dec. 18th, 2003|06:48 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  hungry | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | the gay ass format | ] |
this one goes out to all the black people who are 17 years old and live in gilbert and go to highland and play soccer and have livejournals.....
well shit... there goes my whole audience...
moral: i like pens over pencils |
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| smile for me |
[Dec. 15th, 2003|11:08 pm] |
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| |  chipper | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | hey ya | ] |
well lately life has taken a turn for the better. grades are lookin good. soccer is going well. and the love life... well i must say it is picking up. someone new has made their way into my life. and quite honestly... i think she is amazing. but the thing is... it is different than past girls. i wont go into details but it is different in a good way. something that she does is always makes me feel like im doing something good for her. i like that... cuz in all actuality i am. she has the best smile in the world. its amazing. simply breath taking. if she reads this... which she probably will... she will tell me how corney i am... which is cute... but im sad cuz she is dying! well... thats what she says anyways.
i know when people read this they are gonna be like damn curtis... you are whipped... or what curtis you actually like ONE girl... or "OH MY GOSH, LIKE WHO IS IT"... but im not trippin... and neither should you... im just a happy guy right now!
moral: MY LIP IS STILL BLEEDING!!! |
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| pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel say pop |
[Nov. 18th, 2003|09:09 pm] |
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| |  pissed off | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | bitch - lil john and the east side boys | ] |
MY DAD IS SUCH A COCK ASS! seriously... he can be such a dick head at times. i wonder what its like to be a penis hole THAT BIG! its one of my good friends birthday and he is having people over for ice cream and cake (very elementary but arent we all young at heart) and i cant be out past nine on a school night! even though i dont get done with practice usually until nine and dont get home till 9:30. and its a good thing i dont turn 18 in 3 months... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT! i feel as though he expects me to start going on group dates, being home at 10:30, and going to college at good old Brigham. WELL FUCK THAT!
Moral: Potassium prevents muscle cramps |
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| my mom is baking a cake |
[Nov. 16th, 2003|04:58 pm] |
the smell is so sweet... the taste will be heaven... everything will be lovely... i cant wait till it gets done. i am gonna eat that sweet succulent cake up. mmmmm mmmmm good
moral: i prefer aquafina over arrowhead |
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| pass the dutch baby! |
[Nov. 13th, 2003|08:53 pm] |
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FREE PIZZA!!!
moral: my cell phone sucks :( |
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| its rainin men, halalua its rainin men! |
[Nov. 12th, 2003|04:41 pm] |
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today, i took time and sat on my tailgate and just watched the rain fall onto my neighborhood. a kid scurried by on his razor scooter with his starter jacket on. as he raced by and i watched his wheels kick up water behind him i noticed that his dallas cowboys beanie and his green bay packers jacket kinda clashed. at this moment he runs over... or attempted to run over a rock that was laying in the road. so as he began to fly off the scooter... he doesnt screem... he doesnt even panic. all i hear is "WHOO HOOO"..... THUD... SLLLIIIDDDDEEEE!!! he jumped up off the ground with the biggest smile on his face as if he had just kissed a girl for the very first time, walks over to his razor... and proceeds down the slippery street. and all i could think of was... damn i wish that were me!
moral: puma is the brand of the new millennium |
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| love me or hate me |
[Nov. 11th, 2003|09:54 pm] |
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have you ever felt like you had nothing left to give anyone? like you have tried to do so much and so many good things to help people and yet they still walk all over you as if you were beneath them. its a horrible feeling... a feeling that no one in this world should feel...................................................................................................... what the hell did i do to deserve this from you. i treated you as my best friend and you constantly shit on me.
moral: left over fried chicken... to die for!!!! |
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| yes... those bananas are doing it |
[Nov. 10th, 2003|02:17 pm] |
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| | im a bitch, im a lover, im a....?, im a mother | ] |
well we dont have school tomorrow... but we had it today... not too sure how i feel about that. its like... they teased us by saying... "hey fuckers, come to school and do work but then the next day stay home again and dont do anything" what jerks. i just cant handle all this.... im gonna explode..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... POP!
moral: i prefer powerade over gaterade |
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| here we go..... |
[Nov. 3rd, 2003|02:49 pm] |
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| |  blah | ] |
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| | my neck, my back... | ] |
so its the first day of soccer tryouts... excited... no. sad... no. pissed... no. you know... i dont really think i care much. now dont get me wrong... i wanna win and all that jazz... but damn it... this will be my 4th time trying out for a team that i have been on for 3 years already. ridiculous damn it.... just flat out ridiculous.
moral: does anyone know any good jokes? if so... go ahead and post em for me. |
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| im in love |
[Oct. 29th, 2003|06:41 pm] |
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this past weekend... i met the love of my life. we are inseparable. i seriously have never felt this way before. I am in love with... my new truck.
moral: i love my truck so damn much! |
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| and i sigh... |
[Oct. 24th, 2003|03:46 pm] |
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well today is friday. lets hope that it is FUN friday. im young. im fit. i feel light on my toes. im up for just about anything... as long as im home early... i have a big tournament tomorrow.
so my day today was good. i had some good laughs. shot a few smiles at some random people who in turn... shot em right back. you know... its amazing how a simple smile can bring the spirts up of a person who is just totally down on themselves. its like that one smile... the simple contraction of 46 muscles controling your lips can not only lift your lips up revealing your teeth... but can also lift a persons heart revealing their true self to you. it really just makes you wonder why people dont just walk around with a perminate smile on their face. next time you make eye contact with someone you dont know... just anyone... shot them a smile... and watch the glory of life take place.
moral: taking a nap after school is simply... amazing |
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